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PARENTS OF 15 - YEAR OLD - FIND $71,000 CASH HIDDEN IN HIS CLOSET!
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Does this headline look familiar? Of course it does. You most likely have =
just seen this story recently featured on a major nightly news program (USA =
and reported elsewhere in the world.
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His mother was cleaning and putting laundry away when she came across a large =
brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried beneath some clothes and a =
skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old sons closet. Nothing could have =
prepared her for the shock she got when she opened the bag and found it was =
full of cash. Five-dollar bills, twenties, fifties and hundreds - all neatly =
rubber-banded in labeled piles.
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"My first thought was that he had robbed a bank", says the 41-year-old woman, =
"There was over $71,000 dollars in that bag -- that's more than my husband =
earns in a year".
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The woman immediately called her husband at the car-dealership where he =
worked to tell him what she had discovered. He came home right away and they =
drove together to the boy's school and picked him up. Little did they suspect =
that where the money came from was more shocking than actually finding it in =
the closet.
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As it turns out, the boy had been sending out, via E-mail, a type of "Report" =
to E-mail addresses that he obtained off the Internet. Everyday after school =
for the past 2 months, he had been doing this right on his computer in his =
bedroom.
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"I just got the E-mail one day and I figured what the heck, I put my name on =
it like the instructions said and I started sending it out", says the clever =
15-year-old.
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The E-mail letter listed 5 addresses and contained instructions to send one =
$5 dollar bill to each person on the list, then delete the address at the top =
and move the others addresses down, and finally to add your name to the top of =
the list.
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The letter goes on to state that you would receive several thousand dollars =
in five-dollar bills within 2 weeks if you sent out the letter with your name =
at the top of the 5-address list. "I get junk E-mail all the time, and really =
did not think it was going to work", the boy continues.
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Within the first few days of sending out the E-mail, the Post Office Box that =
his parents had got him for his video-game magazine subscriptions began to =
fill up with not magazines, but envelopes containing $5 bills.
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"About a week later I rode [my bike] down to the post office and my box had 1 =
magazine and about 300 envelops stuffed in it. There was also a yellow slip =
that said I had to go up to the [post office] counter.
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I thought I was in trouble or something (laughs)". He goes on, "I went up to =
the counter and they had a whole box of more mail for me. I had to ride back =
home and empty out my backpack because I could not carry it all".
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Over the next few weeks, the boy continued sending out the E-mail. "The money =
just kept coming in and I just kept sorting it and stashing it in the closet, =
barely had time for my homework". He had also been riding his bike to several =
of the banks in his area and exchanging the $5 bills for twenties, fifties and =
hundreds.
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"I didn't want the banks to get suspicious so I kept riding to different =
banks with like five thousand at a time in my backpack. I would usually tell =
the lady at the bank counter that my dad had sent me in to exchange the money =
and he was outside waiting for me. One time the lady gave me a really strange =
look and told me that she would not be able to do it for me and my dad would =
have to come in and do it, but I just rode to the next bank down the street =
(laughs)."
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Surprisingly, the boy did not have any reason to be afraid. The reporting =
news team examined and investigated the so-called "chain-letter" the boy was =
sending out and found that it was not a chain-letter at all. In fact, it was =
completely legal according to US Postal and Lottery Laws, Title 18, Section =
1302 and 1341, or Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of =
federal regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state a product or =
service must be exchanged for money received.
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Every five-dollar bill that he received contained a little note that read, =
"Please send me report number XYX". This simple note made the letter legal =
because he was exchanging a service (A Report on how-to) for a five-dollar fee.=
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[This is the end of the media release. If you would like to understand how =
the system works and get your $71,000 - please continue reading. What appears =
below is what the 15 year old was sending out on the net - YOU CAN USE IT TOO =
- just follow the simple instructions].
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You will make over half million dollars every 4 to five months from your home!=
! Be FINANCIALLY FREE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!! Before you say, "Bull", =
please read the following:
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This is the letter you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the =
popularity of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program =
recently devoted an entire show in the investigation of this program, to see =
if people really can make money with this program. The show also investigated =
whether or not the program was legal. Their findings proved once and for all =
there are absolutely NO laws prohibiting the participation in this program, =
and if people can follow simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega =
bucks with only $25 out of pocket cost.
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DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE IN POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, =
IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
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Testimonial:
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This is what one had to say: "Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was =
approached many times before with this program, but each time passed it up. I =
am so glad I finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for =
the minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received total =
$610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming in".
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P. Headland Fort Lee, New Jersey
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Here is another testimonial:
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"This program has been around for a long time, but I never believed in it. =
But one day when I received this again in my mail I decided to risk my $25 on =
it. I followed the simple instructions and walla... # weeks later the money =
started to come in. In the first month I only made $240.00 but in the next 2 =
months after that I made a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months =
by reentering the program I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it =
again. The key to success in this program is to follow the simple steps and =
NOT change anything."
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More testimonials later, but first:
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**PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE**
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If you would like to make at least $500,000.00 every 4 to 5 months easily and =
comfortably, please read the following....THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!!!!!
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FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE,=
GUARANTEED!!
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INSTRUCTIONS: +++ Order all 5 reports shown on the list below +++
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For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME AND NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE =
ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THE LIST =
next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT =
CORNER in case of any mail problems.
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Then you place your order, make sure you order each of the five reports. You =
will need all 5 reports to save on your computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL =
COST $5 x 5 reports + $25. Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail each =
of the 5 reports from these five different individuals. Save them on your =
computer so they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000''s of people =
who will order them from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep in =
your desk in case something happens to your computer.
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IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each =
report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is =
instructed below in step "1 thru 6" or you will lose out on a majority of your =
profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will also see how it does =
not work if you change it. Remember this method has been tested, and if you =
alter it, it will NOT work!!! People have tried to put their friends/relatives =
names on all five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work =
this way. Believe us, we have all tried to be greedy and then nothing happened.=
So DO NOT try to change anything other than what is instructed. Because if =
you do, it will not work for you.
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Remember, HONESTY REAPS THE REWARD!!!
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1) After you have ordered all five reports, take this advertisement and =
REMOVE the name and address of the person on REPORT #5. This person has made =
it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
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2) Move the name and address of the person on REPORT #4 down to REPORT #5.
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3) Move the name and address of the person on REPORT #3 down to REPORT #4.
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4) Move the name and address of the person on REPORT #2 down to REPORT #3.
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5) Move the name and address of the person on REPORT #1 down to REPORT #2.
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6) Insert YOUR name and address in the REPORT #1 position.
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PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU COPY EVERY NAME AND ADDRESS ACCURATELY!!
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Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it on your =
computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk just in case you =
loose any data. To assist you with marketing your business on the internet, =
the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing =
information, which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find =
thousands of free classified ads and much more. There are 2 primary methods to =
get this venture going:
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METHOD #1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
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Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we =
will assume you and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's =
also assume that the mailing receives only a 0.2% response (the response could =
be much better but let's just say it's only 0.2%). Also many people will send =
out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each. Continuing with =
this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails, with a 0.2% response, which is =
only 10 orders for Report #1.
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Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,=
000 e-mails with only 0.2% responses with orders. That's 100 people who =
responded and ordered Report #2.
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Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. =
The 0.2% response to that are 1,000 orders for Report #3.
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Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million =
e-mails. The 0.2% response to that are 10,000 orders for Report #4.
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Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50 million =
e-mails. The 0.2% response to that are 100,000 orders for Report #5.
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Your total income in this example is 1...$50 + 2...$500 + 3...$5,000 + 4...=
$50,000 + 5...$500,000...grand total + $555,550.00 NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A =
PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW =
YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE ALOT OF MONEY!!
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REMEMBER FRIENDS, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU =
MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or 1/2 or =
even 1/4 of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are over =
150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me many =
people will do just that, and more!
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METHOD #2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are hundreds of =
FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will =
easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with method #1 and =
add method #2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is =
e-mail them the report they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day =
service on all orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out with =
your name and address on it, will be prompt because they cannot start to =
advertise until they receive the reports.
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ORDER EACH REPORT BY Its NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. =
CURRENCY) or if sending to Australia $10 in Australian currency, which is the =
same value as $5 USD, for each report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the =
cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper or aluminum =
foil. On one of those sheets of paper, write the NUMBER & NAME of the report =
you are ordering, YOUR e-mail address, and YOUR name and postal address.
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PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW!!
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REPORT #1: The Insider’s Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net
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Order Report #1 from:
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C. Dean
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P.O. Box 54563
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Jackson, MS 39288-4563
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REPORT #2: The Insider’s Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net
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Order Report #2 from:
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John S.
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121 Aspen Drive
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Sellersville, PA 18960
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REPORT #3: Secret to Multilevel marketing on the Net
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Order Report #3 from:
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C. Murphy
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P.O. Box 3107
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Mankato, MN 56002
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REPORT #4: How to become a millionaire utilizing MLM & the Net
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Order Report #4 from:
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C. Bernerd
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P.O. Box 242
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New Freedom, PA 17349
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REPORT #5: How to send out One Million e-mails for free
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Order Report #5 from:
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Mike W.
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P.O. Box 161
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Freeland, MD 21053
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$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
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Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
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If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks, =
continue sending e-mails until you do.
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After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should receive =
100 orders or more for Report #2. If you did not, continue advertising or =
sending e-mails until you do.
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Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2, YOU CAN RELAX, =
because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to =
roll in!!
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THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
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Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a =
different Report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report =
people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER =
BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the =
income you can generate from this business!!!
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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
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You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for =
the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can =
make more money in the next few months than you have ever imagined. Follow the =
Program EXACTLY as instructed. Do not change it in any way. It works =
exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting =
report after you have put your name and address in Report #1 and moved others =
to #2, #3, #4 & #5 as instructed above. One of the people you send this to may =
send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every one of them. =
Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers you will =
reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas, the information, materials =
and opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!!
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+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++MORE TESTIMONIALS++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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"My name is Mitchell, my wife Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an accountant =
with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I received =
this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving "junk mail". I made fun of the =
whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages involved. =
I "knew" it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and a =
few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and =
was ready to lay the old "I told you so" on her when the whole thing didn't =
work. Well, the laugh was on me!! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses.=
Within the next 45 days she had received a total of $ 147,200.00....ALL CASH!!=
I was shocked! I have joined Jody in her "hobby".
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Mitchell Wolf Chicago, Illinois
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"Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to =
participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided that the =
initial investment was so little that there was no way I wouldn't get enough =
orders to at least get my money back. I was surprised when I found my medium =
size post office box crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 =
weeks. The nice thing about this deal is it doesn't matter where people live. =
There simply isn't a better investment with a faster return and so big".
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Dan Sondstrom Alberta, Canada
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"I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later wondered if I =
should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get =
another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone else...11 =
months passed then it luckily came again....I didn't delete this one! I made =
more than $490,000.00 on my first try and all the money came within 22 weeks."
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Susan DeSuza New York, NY
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"It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with little =
cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and within 10 days =
the money started to come in. My first month I made $20,560.00 and by the end =
of the third month my total cash count was $362,840.00. Life is beautiful, =
Thanks to Internet".
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Fred Dellaca Westport, New Zealand
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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM!
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If you have any questions of the legality if this program, contact the Office =
of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, =
Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C. GOOD LUCK!!
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